Why were you speeding?

28 Apr
Hi All,
The moose has been out and about lately and pretty quiet lately, you could almost say silent.  (Well it was funny to me).
Anyway my son had a wreck in the car the other day and it shook him up.  First wreck he has ever had, we all remember that feeling (shiver, shiver).  I think the next big event in the automotive greatest hits is to get pulled over by a police officer.
I get nervous just driving by a police car.  Ugh and the second worse feeling is that glance in the mirror and the lights just came on.  I am stopping now because I may start to cry.  Oh Well, this story came was shown to the moose and too funny not to share.

pulled-over1A State trooper pulled a car over on I-75.

When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to do a show for the Children’s Hospital and he didn’t want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn’t give him a ticket.

He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.  The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper’s car, opened the rear door and got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, “You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain’t no way I can pass that test.”

Public Service announcement – Don’t drink and drink – Don’t text and drive – Stay alive – Seriously!

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Posted by on April 28, 2015 in Funny Bone


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